No seriously

A fucking dingo ate my baby

Kim's Wedding of the Century

Big big big, I mean monumental surprise that the Royal Princess Kim Kardashian's marriage lasted 72 days.  I bet on 69, but I guess her attorneys had to delay filing papers on friday because she did not ink the deal with E! to televise the divorce proceedings until saturday.  Would have been nice if she had told Kris Humphries that she was filing papers  but then again he was really an irrelevant pastry of the Wedding of the Millennium.

The take away from all this for Ms K?  Next time she has the wedding that you have been dreaming of since she was a little girl and blows $10M+ she might want to spend more than 5 minutes on selecting the groom and maybe even get to know each other?

oh no

a dingo ate my frikkin baby

again

it keeps on happening

someone has to do something about these dingos